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[DPRG] Fw: Bin Laden's trip to the pearly gates (fwd)

Subject: [DPRG] Fw: Bin Laden's trip to the pearly gates (fwd)
From: Ralph Tenny rten at metronet.com
Date: Tue Feb 12 18:43:35 CST 2002

Guys: 'Way off topic!
Ralph

---------- Forwarded message ----------
Date: Tue, 12 Feb 2002 17:29:24 -0600
>From: "Edward A. Lawrence (WA5SWD)" <wa5swd at att.net>


Subject: Fw: Bin Laden's trip to the pearly gates

> The Virgin(ian)s rule!

> Bin Laden's trip to the pearly gates...
>
> After getting nailed by a Daisy Cutter, Osama made his way to the pearly
> gates.  There, he is greeted by George Washington.
>
> "How dare you attack the nation I helped conceive!" Washington, slapping
> Osama in the face.
>
> Patrick Henry comes up from behind. "You wanted to end the Americans'
> liberty, so they gave you death!" Henry punches Osama on the nose.
>
> James Madison comes up next, and says "This is why I allowed the Federal
> government to provide for the common defense!" He drops a large weight on
> Osama's knee.
>
> Osama is subject to similar beatings from James Monroe, and 65 other 
people
> who have the same love for liberty and America. As he writhes on the
ground,
> Thomas Jefferson picks him up to hurl him back toward the gate where he is
> to be judged.
>
> As Osama awaits his journey to his final very hot destination, he
screams -
> "this is not what I was promised!"
>
> An angel replies "I told you there would be 72 Virginians waiting for
you...
> What the hell did you think I said?"
>  _____________________________________________


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